Russell Westbrook Broke the World’s Ankles Last Night

I’m going to guess that Russell Westbrook does not care if Patrick Beverly sleeps at night.

If he did, he wouldn’t have made poor Beverly look like he showed up drunk to a Black Swan audition during yesterday’s NBA Playoffs match-up between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Houston Rockets.

A couple quick crossovers followed by Westbrook’s signature lightning bolt drive left PatBev wobbling uncontrollably.

It looked suspiciously like:

-Betty White post-gaming a tire swing ride.

-FDR trying to walk underwater.

-Patrick Beverly’s scenes in Hoop Reality.

Okay, okay. No more similes. Just cinema:

Westbrook even nailed the teardrop over a flippy-floppy Carlos Delfino. Unfortunately, the referees were too busy living up to their own awful postseason standards and called a charge on Danger-Russ.

There is little silver lining for PatBev. He probably cried himself to sleep.

Careers have ended in worse ways.

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